We’ve heard that our Neanderthal and Sapien Great-Grandma’s had a stash of large stone phalluses in the back of the cave. There were no itty bitty ones in great grandma’s bag of tricks that’s for sure. One thing we do know thanks to a multitude of scientific studies is that size does matter to women.
You can read more about stone age phalluses in my post called “Art History: WTF”
Every religion has a statue of a God with an erection except Christians. Poor Christians.
The Egyptians had heir God Min who walked around with an erection all the time. It would seem he had quite the following way back then. He was lucky. He never was cursed with Priapus’ inconvenient erectile dysfunction.
Here he is smiling and waving at the crowds.
He is confident and a fertility rockstar, with loads of festivals, groupies and envious men.
Funny thing, there’s this French expression about putting a “mine dans ton crayon”.
Min doesn’t have to worry about that, does he?